Koreans love tests of skill.
They have a T.V channel devoted to Starcraft along with Pro Gamers with huge salaries. They have arcades and batting cages with many skill testing games such as "Dragon Punch", "Fire Kick", BB gun shooting, "King of the Hammer" and many others. Competition is embedded into Korean culture. My kids are incredibly competitive, a simple game of rock, scissors, paper can be turned into an intense tournament of strategy and skill here. At times this can be tiring, but most of the time, its awesome.
Last weekend I got to witness and participate in an evolved version of the "test of skill".
A National Paragliding Competition.
Day 1: At 7am, I get up, shower and dress. Jumping on the bike I stop at the local GS25 to have of power breakfast of Seaweed-rice triangles (Kimbap Triangles) and canned coffee. By 8am I'm in Paracamp's van, squished with 8 people and 8 para-gliders. I talk with the team as best I can and continue tackling War and Peace.
At 9:30 we arrive in a field in the middle of rural Korea. Our van parks next to a multitude of similar vehicles, all plastered with paragliding pictures and logos. It is a beautiful day and the morning sun warms the quiet village and mountains that we have arrived in. Announcements break the morning silence and various teams sporting technical looking uniforms are mingling.
The special aspect of this field is the center target: a 4 meter by 4 meter target with a black button at the center. The goal is to hit the button which then displays the number of centimeters from the exact center on a digital screen. The competitor has to hit this within centimeters. Across from the target is a raised judging platform, where a panel of judges scrutinizes each pilot for technique, acrobatic maneuvers and skill.
Penny, a team member, ran the registration desk |
a small number of competitors. At its height, about 40 gliders were airbourne |
sttaaayyy ooonnn taarrrggettt |
However, this was enough to impress the onlookers. They all cheered for my accomplishment, apparently hitting the target is pretty hard to do. I had done what many pros had been unable to do, hit the target. I packed my chute and got ferried to the top again, to watch the second takeoff. In an hour I was in the air again, this time playing around with the ridge winds a bit longer before coming in for my landing. This time I was focused, I was like the bearded guy in the first Star Wars who, when flying to take out the death star, kept saying "sttaaayy onnn tarrget". Like the bearded guy I failed to hit said target but at least I didn't perish. It was looking good on my approach but I came in too early (that's what she said?!??) and overshot the target by 3 meters. I was rattled.
Mid course, if you don't clear the ridge here you will have to land about 10km from the landing zone. |
The last flight of the day was the same old sad story, take off, nice flight, move in to the target. This time I was 1.5 meters short of the target. No black button for me. Still most of the paragliding folk there where very impressed with my flying and it was really cool watching people who where so comfortable in the air, watching their flying techniques made me fly very different. I use body movements more than controls now. I'm trying to become an osprey, or some cool bird, not some wild turkey.
This pic was taken from the target... I was close but no cigar. |
Day 2: 10am and I'm back in the field. Questionable winds on the second day and I'm sure a few soju hangovers have the day progressing slower than normal. Still by 10:30 everyone is at the top and begin takeoffs. The wind is fleeting and changes direction often, in addition a cross current creates instability in the takeoff area. Not needed, I climb up a beautiful tree and nestled in its branches, I can see for miles. It is a beautiful sunny day and from my perch I can watch all of the takeoffs from a good location. I read War and Peace, glancing up to witness sketchy but well executed takeoffs.
After 50 pages in my tree, the first false start occurs. A man jumped without his chute inflating fully. Instead of shouts of worry, laughter ensues at the takeoff, I join in. Everyone, including myself, have had the embarrassing false takeoff. The man yells "Gwencheniao" ("I'm OK!"). I climb down the tree and go help him. I am not busy with competition stuff so it is only right to help the guy out. Unfortunately the man crashed into thick brush 10 meters below the takeoff. This would be fine if this brush wasn't huge thorn trees on an incredibly steep slope. Getting a large stick, I smash my way down the treacherous slope to find the grinning man laughing and clapping me on my back. He speaks rapid fire Korean to me and I just nod and say "ne" (yes). I crawl and smash my way to his chute before beginning the long and prickly process of extracting his chute.
After 40 minutes and more than a few thorny situations we emerge to the takeoff triumphant. By this time, there were only a handful of people on the takeoff and they are flying off all sides of the mountain when the right gust of wind becomes available.
Finally the wind becomes reliable and I'm ready to fly. I take off and have an excellent flight but I am dismayed when I arrive at the landing to find the target removed. Devastated, I just go in for landing. There is an awards ceremony, and most of the teams pack up and go. There are many handshakes, pictures and cheers exchanged before things quiet down and we can go flying again. This time, I have priority. With several lifts going at once, in 3 hours I fly 3 more times, running to stuff an unpacked chute into waiting gnarwagons. I land for the last time, looking at a setting sun. As I touch down, my teacher and hero of the people, Mr. Park, gives his approval along with his critiques of my flying. After the critique, he lets me know that he has been testing me this weekend and I have passed the licensing course. Next week I become a licensed paragliding pilot.
Clearing the ridge |
An hour later I am sitting crosslegged around a big pot of fish head soup. I have a glass of SoMaek (Korean liquor mixed with beer) that people encourage me to drink faster. Around me sit 9 amazing people, all speaking a language I don't understand. I have no idea what the conversation is about but I am happy to just sit and share a meal with these amazing people. I know their names and though 5 word conversations I know them as good friends. Through their interactions with each other I have learned much about their personalities and they are a very special group. Despite my inability to converse, I am included in the conversation and there are toasts to me and to others. I laugh and enjoy one of the final meals with the group. These are the special moments in Korea, ones that I will always remember and always enjoy.
Now who is ready for a test of skill?
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