Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Fred Beckey

It's an easy 5- by Fred Beckey, I had told Celine. Essentially a hike with a bit of rope work. The paragraph description was described as a walk in the park. But mid way up a steep corner that felt like a 5.8 with little protection (I only brought a small rack because this was supposed to be a hike), I cursed the man's name. I cursed him on Mt Gimli in the same fashion, on a 5.8 climb that felt like a 5.10+ to my soft large frame. Every route I have done with the Beckey name on it has been notoriously sandbagged but has also been some of the most aesthetic and incredible climbing I have ever done.

Beckey tagged the plum lines, his name found everywhere and often decades before anything of equal difficulty is established. The man who brought the dirtbag as a romantic figure to the forefront passed away at 94, still climbing and skiing until the end. For years to come climbers such as myself will still be chasing his name though the mountains.  

Dirtbags
Noun..A dirty, unkempt, or contemptible person .

We must clear the air
Spraying deodorizing clarification
In regards to “the dirtbag"
Merriam Webster can get stuffed

Dictionary depicting a grim picture
Dirty and unkempt, acquiesced
Dirtbags are contemptible
Only to those envious of freedom

Tucktaped, grimey down jackets
Rundown vehicular abodes
Parking within striking distance
Of aesthetic alpine areas

Foregoing the American dream
For personal pursuit of pleasure
Even if it means washing
Dishes in public restrooms

The Dirtbag is a romantic
Unhappy with convention
Nuclear suburbia
Repulsive as his socks

Passion permeating personalities
Overcoming unwashed funk
Please consider this  
When employing the use of

The Word “Dirtbag”

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